hetero gay enthusiast

A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.

Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’

by Anonymous submissions January 21, 2024

Gay

When Eliyahu is very butthurt by something irrelevant

"Wow that was very Gay of you bro"
" I know bro, I don't know why I'm so Gay all the time"

by The Bloat Lord March 21, 2024

fufu gay shit

Fufu gay shit is that wack shit you don't fuck with.

Nah man thats some fufu gay shit. I ain't bout that.

by Codeine Bryant December 9, 2016

Gay Fade

To disappear subtley from a social occasion with no one noticing.

Hey Garry, where did Lance go?
No idea mate, checked with everyone at the party too. Must've done a gay fade on us

by Flamebait April 3, 2019

gay

a person who likes the same gender. Like... You. 😱

Person 1: "__ is so gay!"
Person 2: "I'm... gay.. though."

by xenisaskrunklefr October 16, 2022

Pre-gay

Participating in gay activities before the big gay event.

A good excuse for gays to encourage their straight friends to "try" gay.

Similar to "pre-game", but with acts of gayness.

Make out with that girl.... you have to pre-gay before the pride parade!!!

Where are we going to pre-gay? Let's go to Castro!

by DrunkGuyInSLO July 6, 2010

gay

1. Phrase that indicates relationship of subject to homosexual culture.

2. Phrase to indicate disdain or contempt by association, related to racist epithets; insult; offensive.

- That muscle shirt is so gay.
- Ugh. Your socks are so gay.

by naomi111 April 25, 2018