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lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers

its all fun & games...then not so much...

shit happens...life sucks etc etc...
by the time a woman is 35 she knows lifes a beach then you get sand in your knickers.
by baglady2713 July 4, 2018
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Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.
After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"
by Markusftr June 8, 2017
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Don’t Get Me Wrong

Don't get me wrong
If I'm looking kind of dazzled
I see neon lights
Whenever you walk by
Don't get me wrong
If you say hello and I take a ride
Upon a sea where the mystic moon
Is playing havoc with the tide
Don't get me wrong
Don't get me wrong
If I'm acting so distracted
I'm thinking about the fireworks
That go off when you smile
Don’t Get Me Wrong
If I split like light refracted
I'm only off to wander
Across a moonlit mile
Once in a while two people meet
Seemingly for no reason
They just pass on the street
Suddenly, thunder showers everywhere
Who can explain the thunder and rain
But there's something in the air
Don't get me wrong
If I come and go like fashion
I might be great tomorrow
But hopeless yesterday
Don't get me wrong
If I fall in the mode of fashion
It might be unbelievable
But let's not say so long
It might just be fantastic
Don't get me wrong
by Death Menace May 12, 2023
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get kirked

Getting fucked up at a musical theatre prom. And that’s getting fucked up in any way you can imagine.
Me: Goddamn, we’ll get kirked tonight, man
Adam: Hell yeah we will
by BlockBoi67 May 28, 2018
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Getting 9-11’d

When you are (non-consensually) in the proximity of two people having sexual intercourse without participating.
Getting 9-11’d:
Yea tracy walked in on Chris and Ashley macking at the party yesterday and got 9-11’d.

She’ll never forget.
by Randal Pivvers April 6, 2023
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Getting Snickered

Sticking a snicker bar as a dildo in a girls pussy and having her twerk on you making it look like she's shitting out her pussy
Zane:Did you snicker that one girl last night Frankie: Oh yeah she loved getting snickered and I had the munchies so it was a two for one! And the she asked to get Butterfingered next
by Snickerman September 13, 2014
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GETTING DRAFTED

Wearing highly revealing GARB and not only that to CATCH A DRAFT.

To play naked games by turning o a COLD SOURCE and BED WETTING groveling necessary .
Wearing a dress and skirt is neat as yoh can always be in the position of GETTING DRAFTED.

THIS game is best played with unshowerd STINKY PISSY ANAL VAPORS as when you are GETTING DRAFTED with your fellow children playing SEEYOURASSHOLE you make sure everybody playing is GETTING DRAFTED while the ANAL VAPORS and PISS VAPORS are mixing together.
by PRIME ASSHOLE August 25, 2021
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