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Dog Crack

A dog crack can either be a dog's butthole, or a human's deformed butthole.

A dog crack usually happens at birth and causes poop to be lumpy, small in size, and sometimes causes worms since the person has a dog crack.

The person cannot perform anal sex because her/his butthole is too small for the job. They can only do it in the front.

The person's dog crack can attract other dogs. If a dog sniffs or tries to hump the person's butthole, or anything else a dog does to another's butthole, then that is perfectly normal.
There are so many dogs chasing after Smarly because she has a dog crack, and they all want it.
by slipperydick December 15, 2011
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head like a robber's dog

that joanne has a head like a robber's dog, and that's on a good day
by hickdead November 18, 2025
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Hades dog

A very cute dog that is loved by all.
by Hades dog February 10, 2024
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Dog Mo

A big chubby woman who is heartless and greedy.
My auntie is a Dog Mo
by Zwapp December 15, 2018
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sled dogging

When two individuals aggressively grind their back ends on a singular person sanding. Typically this is accomplished on the dance floor at a venue in the popular MMO, Final Fantasy 14 Online. This was originally used to describe this sultry dance by a beloved FFXIV MMO user named Void Bunny.
Void Bunny: "Let's grind on Chimi's leg, Belle. I'll take his left, you take his right. We'll call this Sled Dogging."
by Void Bunny April 17, 2025
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dog-water

-shitty
-trash(y)
-stupid
-mrs.gatlin
"this assignment is dog-water"
"what a dog-water bitch"
by dog.water.dog February 23, 2021
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