Face like a half eaten hamburger

Not attractive.

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!

by smurfette5 August 21, 2012

face like a bulldog eating custard

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

by shortsite January 10, 2009

I laugh In Ya Face

Also see liyf

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Ass made for a face full of pillow

A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.

Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."

by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007

Face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A really fugly munter, a really ugly person, AKA The Elephant Man

Fuck me, I'm not shagging that has a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

by Fishy Pie October 24, 2003

Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

Someone who lies about having ever been to a caucus.

Person 1: I was a democratic caucus. Have you ever been to a caucus?
Person 2: *Nauds head*
Person 1: No you haven't. You're a Lying Dog Faced Pony Soldier

by ol' fashioned glizzy gobbler September 23, 2021

spell your name on my face

When a girl is sitting on someone’s face and she spells her name with her hips while being eaten out

him : “When we fuck i want you to spell your name on my face.”

by imjustbetter November 13, 2022