Chat bare get where?

It’s usually not known where you get when you chat bare but I have figured out where you get in the ancient scrolls of bare it’s stated in the scrolls that when you chat bare you get sent to a far off land called Brazil where some meditation men come and take you away and slap you with a well done salmon and make you shine there shoes so remember to not chat bare

Chat bare get where?

by I_will_destroy_isreal November 2, 2020

Needs some get right

When a lesbian needs some real penis just for change

Susan has been so grouchy for the last week, I think she needs some get right.

by Bamahawg November 2, 2020

Get your girlfriend Chick-Fil-A day

on August 9th, go and buy your girlfriend her favorite order from Chick-Fil-A!

Hey Bobby, did you get Casie food for Get Your Girlfriend Chick-Fil-A Day??

by TaMaEl November 3, 2020

Get to 270

A plan to close the deal. Can apply to a presidential candidate seeking 270 electoral college votes, or the finish line of any competitive endeavor.

Outstanding idea......but what’s the plan to get to 270?

by builtforspeed November 4, 2020

Get that off ya

If friend or family member is wearing a puma tracksuit and it is a disgrace you would say get that off ya

If your friend is is wearing a disgraceful clothing you would say get that off ya

by Get that off ya November 8, 2020

Get Oofed

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

...

Guy 1: Hey, do you want to beat off to Mia Khalifa?
Guy 2: Ya sure, found new stuff?
Guy 1: Yes YAAS, check this out
Guy 1: Proceeds to show Lyrics of Rickroll Get Oofed

by WhyDoIExistIfWeAreGonnaDie December 27, 2020

Getting Viced

When you're having sex with someone and you're close, so they grab the sides of your face to look in your eyes and watch you cum.

Named because they're holding your face straight similar to how a vice grips things.

I was getting viced the other day by Sarah, I think I might be in love.

by MoonrBert December 28, 2020