Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.
Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.
A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.
A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Example 1 :
Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..
Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..
Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..
Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..
Example 2 :
Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!
Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..
Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..
Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..
Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..
Example 2 :
Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!
Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
by _BigClock March 4, 2024
Get the Standard White Boy Editionmug. That one white person in the “black” friend group. The one white person in the black people friend group that is not only considered a “homie” but also has the “N-Word Pass”
by Christendo January 26, 2022
Get the White Chocolate Niggamug. 1) When you make a bet, lose - have the means to pay for the loss incurred, but change your mind the next day and offer something considerably less that what was initially agreed upon.
2) When you make a bet, lose and don't pay up.
2) When you make a bet, lose and don't pay up.
(Me) - Yo Steve we had a $100 on that ball game last night.
(Steve) - I know but I thought about it today and I'm out, I'll give you $5 go buy a sandwich.
(Me) - Damn Steve you just "Roddy White'd" me!
(Steve) - I know but I thought about it today and I'm out, I'll give you $5 go buy a sandwich.
(Me) - Damn Steve you just "Roddy White'd" me!
by Flowhail_Escrow April 30, 2014
Get the Roddy Whitemug. I was eating a bagel when some Pale White saw me and started screaming at me about Gaza. It wasn't even a Jewish bagel, it's from that Dominican place.
by Rigatoni Tony November 8, 2023
Get the Pale Whitemug. Lies people of European identities tell about cultural history, present events, and future expectations
by Malika Davis August 23, 2023
Get the White liesmug. It's called that because the occasion is designed specifically for white people, i.e. who are moneyed and have a lot of excess dosh, i.e. people who feature on Tatler. Every significant Xmas campaign features the same old cookie cutter white person handing out Tiffany jewellery and Hermes handbags to their loved ones while donning their preppy Ralph Lauren knitwear. A White Xmas has absolutely nothing to do with the presence of snow.
Have yourself a nice little White Xmas... if you're an aristocrat that is.
A White Xmas is best when a thick wad of cash and blue blood go hand in hand. Really, it's the only way.
A White Xmas is best when a thick wad of cash and blue blood go hand in hand. Really, it's the only way.
by ACunny December 2, 2024
Get the White Xmasmug. A super sexy, muscular, manly man. He has a massive cock, and all the ladies love him, and his wiener. He has a badass mustache. Also, he’s better than you.
by Sexymustacheman November 29, 2023
Get the AAron Whitemug.