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Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and time yes
by SafireX (GD) September 11, 2022
mugGet the Your mom will not be able and the golden ones will not play in the same way I am in india and timemug.

one hitter quitter

"Larissa pulled a one hitter quitter on Faualii when she farted in front of him the first time, she literally blew him away"
by Lord Salty Balls August 31, 2015
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Fuck Thev One Fuck

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025
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If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist
If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artist
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
mugGet the If Bob Clenedin Express To Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles That The Idea Symbol Is A Direcotr Chair One More Time, I will Dedicate My Life To Lance At A Vagina Then Become A Pick Up Artistmug.

One eyed whistle

Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
mugGet the One eyed whistlemug.

Small ones

Decisions your spouse makes cause you got the control.
I am making strategy decisions.. tingting is making small ones.
by Atpita October 26, 2017
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