gone off lemon juice

When you leave lemon juice out too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off lemon juice tastes like acid.

by Debskelly1985 March 31, 2023

piss off tonight

now you can piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

piss off tonight
at 3.pissofftonightidfkanymore.com

by nylonthingy April 1, 2023

gone off lime

When you leave a lime out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off lime tastes like citrus shit.

by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023

no fuck off

A word Gordon freeman used to kill someone.

combine:" pick up that can."
Gordon freeman " no fuck off."
combine: *explodes*
Gordon freeman:*walks off*

by Hat life April 1, 2023

gone off fudge cake

When you leave fudge cake out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off fudge cake tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 April 2, 2023

titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.

Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

Off the table

I would curl your lil toes, flip you over, and keep pumping.

Hym "Yeah, somevody wanted me to respond to that so.... There. At least, that's what I did to the last one 😉 But that's neither here nor there. I already told you: OFF THE TABLE. You're practically my niece at this point and it's gross."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2023