When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.
Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
Guy 2: Yea what about it?
Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!
Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.
Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.
by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009
by randomusers June 13, 2019
When a male showers, he vigorously scrubs if "private area" with shower gel, if hairy enough, he has the opinion to get his pubes covered in bubbles, and style it. To complete the knock off super man look, he must produce a "v" shape, where the base of the v hits the top of his shaft, and the hairs stick upward. Then, using the excess bubbles, lay them into the v housing produced, in order to complete the "S". The knock off super man. When this style has been completed, he has the opinion to do the exploding superman, by slapping the bubbles, to explode.
by Piei+1=0 June 04, 2017
by Mr.DommyCiani January 08, 2024
by Debskelly1985 March 04, 2023
when someone is having the time of their life, and act high key drunk, but they're not high off of drugs or anything. No, they're high off the moment.
"OMG is that Chanel drinking her third bottle of coca-cola?"
"wasn't she on a diet-"
"dUdE nO, SHeS JUsT hiGh oFf ThE mOMeNt"
"wasn't she on a diet-"
"dUdE nO, SHeS JUsT hiGh oFf ThE mOMeNt"
by HighOffYourMom October 01, 2021
When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.
Patrick was bearding off this morning
by Resin factory September 25, 2020