Salsa Baby

When you save up hot sauce packets in a paper bag. When you have enough that it weighs the same amount as a baby, You have made a salsa baby.

Y'all need to get that Diablo Sauce from the Salsa Baby. OK sugar?

by Buttercup Shinkicker April 5, 2023

jhonny mc wilkes booth baby boy

a cute and cuddly name to call your loved ones similar to babe and baby ect

shhhhh jhonny mc wilkes booth baby boy its ok

by ilikemen443 October 11, 2022

baby

a ugly creature made by a horny women found in a asylum.

"the horny lady saw a ugly baby named Jessica and vomited on her ugly diaper"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Baby Daddy

Mathew Price is a baby daddy

Mathew Price is my baby daddy
The father of jordyn’s child

by JordynP February 7, 2020

Baby Reindeer

An innocent unsuspecting man who becomes a target of a crazy female stalker.

I don’t know why this woman keeps following me around calling me “baby reindeer”. All I did was hold the door open for her.

by S0ulFistikata May 3, 2024

plaster baby

A baby who is a result of a failing relationship and was thought that having a baby together will fix it, the baby however is only a plaster and is a matter of time before it comes off and the relationship is now failing and more expensive.

“Hey did you see jenny and Kyle had a baby, I thought they were on the verge of breaking up?”

“Yeah I’ve seen this with other couples before, they have a plaster baby to try and fix it and amend relationships, people really think that works”

by Faxteller201010 November 28, 2024

Baby Bashing

to get a baby, put it in a box, kick the box until the baby is dead, lay it on a bed and take a photo of it face down, and then leave it until the baby regains strength and comes back to life and murders everyone in a 2 kilometre radius.

"Hey Bro, lets go baby bashing!"

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 4, 2021