cock block

When a woman turns you off so badly that you cannot get an erection for at least 5 years afterwards, see Christine Hamilton

God the queen mother looks pretty, shit no she's such a cock block

by jammyjames60 June 3, 2004

combat cock wash

To hold the end of your foreskin as you urinate, as the foreskin fills to its limit release the skin and urine. Repeat a few times and the end result is a helmet free from smeg.

the combat cock wash is used by british forces in field conditions where there are no showers.

by Rik78 November 16, 2009

Fetus Cock Slap

The unborn son in the womb who slaps your face with its small baby penis.


Also the name of a Preschool Tea Party Massacre song.

I fetus cock slapped your mom last night.

Preschool Tea Party Massacre:band look them up yourselves.

by GIANT Sunbeam April 17, 2009

hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

by Biggins546 October 4, 2016

theological cock block

when you get hot and heavy during a makeout/ncmo sesh and then don't go any further than that for religious reasons. common occurrence among young mormons

I was really into it, but we experienced a theological cock block when we realized we couldn't go any further without going "too far".

by chelzzz10 September 5, 2012

rock on with your cock on

To continue on the present course of action with the intention of performing coitus in some form or fashion.

Spence: "Aww, man, I stepped in puke and slipped so much I pissed on my pantleg!"

Jesse: "It's cool, man, rock on with your cock on. She won't notice, and if she does, tell her it's a body shot and you've got the salt in your mouth."

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

cock knocker

somebody who bounces a dick like a fat chick with a chicken wing.

Man that bitch is a cock knocker; look at the way she suck a brotha off. damn, damn, damn.

by jason biggs June 12, 2002