Nutted off my ass

When men squirt from their ass during sex or any intercourse with their butt.

My girlfriend was pegging me when I Nutted off my ass.

i.e. I squirted from my ass.

by White Chocolate Wonderful July 08, 2021

Off-Man

The guy you see from time to time when you are currently seeing somebody else.

Where’s Desiree at these day’s?

Oh, she’s probably with her off-man, you know how she gets around.

by DeVinci A.I. June 13, 2022

Paid-Off Hitler

A politician who is bought off by big corporations, and does the bidding of their corporate overlords.

Me: Did you see how that politician gave a big tax-carve out to the oil companies?

Them: Yup, classic Paid-Off Hitler.

by M3is3D October 17, 2022

topping off the coolant

Pissing in someone’s asshole.

I met a girl at the bar and later that night I ended up topping off the coolant with her.

by Jason Tremaine September 07, 2021

Booty Back Off

Used in self defense.

Booty back off is defined as aiming your booty at an opponent as a defensive action and threatening to release flatulence.

by Bear11 April 20, 2020

TV Turned Off

The TV (abbreviation for Television) is a metaphor for the persons life. To turn someone’s TV off is to end their life. Or if someone almost got their TV turned off, they almost lost their life. It could be a literal loss of life, or a hyperbolic loss of life.

1.) My mom is going to turn my TV off if I don’t pass this test tomorrow.
2.) I almost got my TV turned off yesterday when that drunk driver almost ran into me. Luckily the police pulled him over in time before anyone got hurt.

by Jasiriheart April 23, 2025

Blow the lid off

To unmask a conspiracy of some kind, typically in as grandiose a fashion as humanly possible.

The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.

by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023