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Ubey Le Cocked

Used to describe something. It can be used in a bad or good sense to emphasize how good or bad something is/was.
Last night was ubey le cocked (if you had a brillaint night) / he is so ubey le cocked ( he is a dickhead)
by Davoin La'Leary January 24, 2011
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cock-and-balls weather

Describes the snowy weather conditions favourable to the drawing of a giant cock-and-balls.
Hey Frans, get your drawing shoes ready. There's cock-and-balls weather predicted for the weekend.
by cwaigy December 1, 2010
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keyboard cock blocked

When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.
i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked
by 101phoenix April 20, 2015
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Cock a doodle doo

to totally own and dominate your chicken during sex
guy 1: hey how did it go last night?
isrealian meth head: yEa I PuLled A CoCk A DoOdle doo
by ku klux klown leader December 12, 2018
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Forbidden cock punch

The Forbidden Cock Punch is an action of punching your friend’s cock in a full swing. Wind up, swing in a full range of motion, and demolish your friend’s wiener. This move will most likely put an end to all arguments.
“My friend was being a douche canoe so I gave him the Forbidden Cock Punch
by Gladium15 April 12, 2022
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Cotton Candy Cock

When a large arachnid is allowed to explore the vaginal cavity of a woman and is given enough time to create a web. The man will then remove the arachnid, and penetrate the woman, allowing his throbbing cock to become coated in copious amounts of web - therefore resembling a cotton candy stick.
Woman: “I wanna do something new and exciting, let’s look in the Karma Sutra.”

Man: “Nah mate, we’ll just look on the dark side of the urban dictionary.... Oh, here’s one. Cotton Candy Cock.”

Woman: “Nice... what do we do?”

Man: “Well we need one massive fuck off spider. Let’s head to your Mum’s and look through her hair right quick.”
by Labelmaker May 22, 2018
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Cock Holster

A woman/man's mouth that runs uncontrollably...description of a woman/man's mouth
That girl should shut her Cock Holster!!!

Check that girl's Cock Holster out!!!
by divinityunheardof July 15, 2006
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