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A fast one

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ
Person1: look what Iโ€™ve got in my pocket
Person2: what? *looks at pocket*
Person1: ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿผ * Pulls a fast one *
by Alec with a c January 9, 2021
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That One Image

When you are about in your early teenage years, you'll be scrolling through google, looking at whatever the fuck you looked up. Then, after a lot of scrolling, you see it. It, being the one picture that transmits a sexual feeling. You decide to look deeper into the internet, using rule 34 sites and such.

Essentially, it's the one picture that turns you on and makes you want to masturbate for the first time.
Person 1: Hey, you remember when you first started masturbating?
Person 2: Yeah, I saw That One Image and it totally set me off...
by Murder_is_okay April 2, 2020
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no one asked

Used to deteriorate a person down until they become violent and start a flame war in real life or break down
Person 1: Okay, I think I want thi-
Person 2: No one asked
Person 1: No one asked about you
Person 2: Nobody cares ๐Ÿ˜‚

Person 1: Nobody cares about you

Person 2: About you.
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
Person 2: Okay, you said that, I am reporting to the principal
Principal: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT YOU DUMBASS???
Person 1: But he started it-
Principal: But you broke the rules.
Person 1: *gets grounded for a googolplex years
Person 2: ripbozo i ruined that assholeโ€™s life
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 9, 2025
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One for the road

1) One last drink before you head home.

2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.

3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.
2 friends in the pub.
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"

Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".
by Britney Sparkles July 30, 2025
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One Way Elevator

James: I recently had my one way elevator waxed and it was so painful
by Ooshmate January 19, 2022
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this one now

the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser
friend: hey could i get this one now?

me: *writes this* no

friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*

me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours

friend: you ching
by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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