fat people sex

When 2 very fat people love each other and want to express it through 1000lb sex.

Or when 1 fat person tries to shove his miniscule member through the other normal person's orifice, resulting in - fat people sex.
Usually ends with one person passing out or both stopping for a cake break and then passing out of exhaustion after getting to the kitchen.
Very loud and disgusting. Like when a dog takes a shit but you cant look away.

Sam and me had fat people sex last night. I think I broke my ribs.

by Married to Sam January 16, 2014

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how to have sex

Fuck her right in the pussy

"I came out of my house and, FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"-Fred

How to have sex

by Hamstery July 20, 2014

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virgin sex story

To talk about something that you have no idea about

Did you hear him try to teach us calculus? Yeah dude, total virgin sex story from an english teacher.

by timblr March 26, 2011

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Wall-to-Wall Sex

A series of wall postings on Facebook that has flooded your main page where there is obvious flirting or it is apparent that the two people are about to hook up. These postings are usually not wanted to be seen.

Related: Facebook Foreplay

"I was on Facebook and my main page was disgusting. I don't want to see Bob and Jill's Wall-To-Wall Sex!"

by TheHayGuysCat April 20, 2009

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Super Bowl Sex

When a girl's favorite team wins the big game, consider her wide open for the night.

Bro1: Damn! I thought for sure we'd win!
Bro2: Don't worry, Chelsea's a ______ fan. She's on another level you'll probably get lucky tonight if you tried.
Bro1: alrighhhht time to initiate me some Super Bowl Sex

by bence February 2, 2014

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