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Performing anal sex using BBQ sauce instead of anal lube.

You have not had a real BBQ experience until you have tried a Kansas City hot pocket. Burns so good!

by El Conquistador July 12, 2017

National Hot Dog Day

What began June 19, 1951 at the inception of Mr Oscar Meyers first large scale distribution facility- A day to celebrate Americas most delicious pastime

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by Teavana October 1, 2017

Red Hot Chili Peppers

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Red Hot Chili Peppers lead singer Anthony Kiedis is a fucking douche bag

by poprabbit September 8, 2020

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Growing up, that friends older sister that you pinned over and thought was sexy as hell. But as you got older maybe not so much!

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by Puddyhead February 22, 2023

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Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick

The Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick originated in Brooklyn New York during the late 1970's. The HTCS happens when one male, usually a former body builder, deficates on any frozen meat product, and using only the feces as a means of lubricant, inserts it into the rectum of another man as a means of sexual gratification. Usually the recipient of the Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick wears a blue Red Sox cap..

Richie: Did I mention I used to be a body builder in New York?
Mike: Really? Me too! But now I just have this blue Red Sox hat.
Richie: Perfect! I have been wanting to give the Hot Tuttle Chili-Stick again! Let me go grab something out of the freezer.

by Bearded Lady April 3, 2009