baby calfed

Being so calfed (look up) you pass out in the fetal position.

Dan disappeared for hours. After being concerned of his whereabouts we found him baby calfed in the bathroom.

by Biggity Big Pun June 29, 2007

Mississippi Mud Baby

A big ass turd that's extremely long and wide. Trying to poop it out feels like giving birth to a baby

"Bruh, Justin left a Mississippi Mud Baby in the toilet now its fuckin' clogged man!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021

Baby Kia

The most insane rapper to walk this earth.

Person 1 you heard that new baby Kia?
Person 2 yea was he even rapping or plotting a murder?

by Just a person who wrote sum March 10, 2024

fuck baby

A child that was conceived between 2 people while at least one of the parents are in a relationship with someone else.

Synonyms: affair child, love child

"I won't accept her. You did what you wanted & had the fuck baby, now you have to deal with it."

by Blatter21 April 18, 2024

moss baby

A fetus that grows from semen on the ground of a mossy section of a parking lot or other drivable surfaces.

We went to the Arby’s parking lot and made a moss baby in the corner of the parking lot.

by NevDIEMON February 25, 2024

helluh baby

An adjective used for someone who is fat or obese.

"Fuck dude, check out that chick! Her curves are SO fine!"
"No, she's not curvy. She's just helluh baby."

by Mio Asami April 27, 2008

Baby watch

A young female who becomes pregnant very easy.

She's definitely on baby watch sleeping around that much

by NIFF CCD W November 29, 2021