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Hamster Wheel Of Pussy 

The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.
I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.
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Casino Of Pussy 

Simps roll the dice win win sometimes but they never cash out and walk away. Instead they lose back all their money, time and lives to manipulator queens and they never get that pussy again. The house ALWAYS wins.
Mayn I scored BIG TIME at the casino of pussy! But now I gotta do all this shit for her and she don't put out.

growled her pussy 

An English or Australian slang term Oral Vaginal Sex concentrating primarily on the clitoris
Growled her pussy...I watched with delight as she or he growled her pussy

Morgan Freeman Pussy 

A pussy so amazing and distinct that Morgan Freeman himself should do a voiceover narration documentary about it.
She was so amazing. She truly has a Morgan Freeman pussy

PPA (Planned Pussy Appointment) 

A PPA or PPA’s is a term used in poly relationships and even in today’s generation known as “Planned Pussy Appointment” or “Planned Pussy Appointments” which is when the poly couple or whomever, is planning on having sexual relations with a new person or another person and sets a time and place where they are going to get freaky.
We always agreed to a PPA (Planned Pussy Appointment) ahead of time and never went behind each others backs.

fuck my pussy with a rake mom

Said by drag queen katya zamolodchikova on an episode of unhhhh
Katya: fuck my pussy with a rake mom! Oh wait that looks like a rake :0

Michelin Star Pussy

Pussy that tastes absolutely immaculate, like food from a Michelin star restaurant
Bro, I was hooking up w this girl last night and when I went down on her, I found out she had that Michelin Star Pussy. I stayed down there for 20 minutes eating her out