Balloon Dog Years scale

Similar to the dog years to human years scale, there is a scale that coverts the time someone has owned a balloon dog to human years.

The scale is add a zero for every month owned, and that's the age of your balloon dog.

Example scale:
1 month = 10 human years
2 months = 20 human years
3 months = 30 human years
Etc.

There is no difference in the scale between small, medium or large dogs.

Person 1: Aw, your balloon dog is so cute. What's his name and how old is he?

Person 2: Thanks. His name is Mello and he's 1 month old today.

Person 1: Wow. So he would be 10 if we use the balloon dog years scale . Happy birthday mello!

by PointedShrimpp January 29, 2017

chubbers the dog

Normally a wiener dog or fat sausage like dog----always chubby

Look it's Chubbers the dog!

by Disdood February 5, 2017

Nigerian Dog

It is a dog and if it sees you or catches you outside and you don't run then it will chase you down and fuck you. If you successfully run away then it will find someone else to fuck.

Oh shit we better run it's the Nigerian Dog

by Potato Poper February 6, 2017

cozy dogging

A truck driver who drives in only their underwear

Martha look...that trucker is cozy dogging

by Americaon123 February 8, 2017

annoying dog

an annoying ass creature that will tear up sheets, beg for food to the point where you cant say no, and that stares at you while you do everything and ANYTHING...

*changing clothes*
annoying dog: stares intensely
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*walking into apartment after long day at work ready to lay down*
annoying dog: I RIPPED AND PEED ON YOUR BED

(all you hear is loud high pitched barking)

by siriquis October 16, 2019

Up dog

Do you know what it is?

Ask what it is. Yep it’s true up dog

by Ben Dover Kid October 16, 2019

Fufu Dog

Small spoiled lap dog

Chuichuia, or any mix with a chuichuia

She has a fufu dog beings she has no kids.

by Flossy37 October 24, 2019