national slime out your ex day

The day when it’s free to get your get back on your underdeveloped ex-communication with a human

I’ve been needing that, and since it's National Slime Out Your Ex Day, I’m gonna need that from you.

by !n33dth@t July 7, 2025

National Edge Day

Every February 5th, everyone will be edge constantly even in places where you cannot edge in.

Luis: Yo Dylan do you know about National Edge Day? It's in February 5th!

Dylan: Really? I'ma start edge maxing all day.

by tjib February 2, 2024

National Thigh Pics Day

July 16th is national thigh pic day for the United States

guy: hey it’s national thigh pics day, that means you have to send some
girl: oh okay, here’s some thigh pics

by gangbeastsgod July 15, 2021

National kiss day

So kiss you ever you want without having to have a relation ship

Single or taken kiss someone

On national kiss day you can kiss who ever you want don’t hessitat just kiss them

by Maneuabitch September 16, 2021

National grab ass day

On October 3rd is the day where you can grab anybody ass

Just walked by and grab this boy ass it really doesn’t matter because It’s national grab ass day

by Treasurebutler October 2, 2019

National Miyagawa Hideaki Day

16th February, also known as National Miyagawa Hideaki Day is a wealthy Funeral Directors Birthday. If you couldn't tell, his name is Miyagawa Hideaki.

Fun Fact: This is often Celebrated in Hideaki's Mansion with his two Fruity Boyfriends.

Haven't you heard? It's National Miyagawa Hideaki Day! Oh wow, it's gotten here so fast. National Miyagawa Hideaki Day!

by azureills February 16, 2023

National Suck Ding Dong Day

ding dong just is another word for.. dick. anywho, suck ding dong day!

joe mama: “yo bro did yk its national suck ding dong day!!?”
ur mom: “nope i didn’t know haha”

by bruhstopnojoemama October 8, 2021