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You got me fucked up

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"You got me fucked up" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is so irresistible & fly they don't never want to end it.

Synonym: I'm all yours, I'm on your dick, i think about you all the time, I'm in love with your dick.. maybe even you, I want this feeling forever, I don't want anyone but you, You have my undivided attention
Omg and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick...I want you to all to myself..... you got me fucked up over you
by NastyNubian January 8, 2017
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forearm shiver me timbers

Upon thrusting a fist into your partners asshole, you punch or thrust upwards until you tickle the tonsils and provide a shiver of delight or death.
Aaron gave Jeff the old forearm shiver me timbers until he squeeled in delight.
by Flaccid Frank April 20, 2018
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Butter my backside and call me biscuit

Something white people say when they are suprised by something
Joe: Bro I got accepted into my dream college
John: well butter my backside and call me biscuit
by Donald_nut August 6, 2018
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A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.
Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!
by ScintillaScoundrel December 16, 2013
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Tell me about that Africa Trip again...

When asked to do something that sounds rubbish.
Girl 1: Do you want to come over and play a board game?
Guy 1: Tell me about that Africa trip again...
by ClarendonLeamington May 1, 2010
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let me tell you about homestuck

"Let me tell you about homestuck" is a joke about homestuck fans trying to tell normal people about homestuck.
Me :' Hey, let me tell you about homestuck'
Friend: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
by Homestuckislife.org October 25, 2017
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ma dick hard meet me somewhere

What one says when one has had enough of someone's shit with whom they are conversing electronically.

Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.

Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.
I AIN'T NEVA BEEN CALLIN YO CRIB! NAH FUCK DAT! MA DICK HARD MEET ME SOMEWHERE, MOTHA FUCKUH!
by Tyrone B. Anthony July 25, 2011
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