Overall wizard

The act of doing every sex act known to man

We're getting the electric chair tommorrow, let's do the overall wizard.

by Penis619 September 3, 2016

Wizard

Some crazy old guy who runs around naked holding his penis and yelling.

"I'M A WIZARD AND THIS IS MY WAND PATRICK THE PENIS!"

by The Great What's-His-Face September 21, 2016

soup wizard

Someone who is completely worthless and is still a virgin. He also is avoided by everyone and has no friends.

"Hey, you see Daniel over there. I hear he is a Soup Wizard. We should stay away from him.

by Wizard Killer November 7, 2015

split the wizard

When you win a chili cook off with armadillo meat and cinnamon rolls (Kansas specialty)

"Hey Mayra, how we gonna split the wizard here?"

by Kansas Armadillo November 14, 2018

Wizard

Wizard of “Oz”, Oz” meaning “ounce”.

What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.

Hello...yep, so yeah, I wanna get a wizard off you....How much?!...but a henry is only 20!...Hmmf...Ok, I’ll meet you in the car park of Maccie Ds in 10 minutes.

by ZeeBeeBaddG November 18, 2018

wizard hole

When, youre having an orgy and when the guys are about to cum the girl opens up her chamber of secrets like in Harry Potter and the guys jizz in her representing the wizarding houses at Hogwarts. Gryffindor, Slytherian, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff

"Oy bly me heres my wizard hole"

by DATBOIOVERTHEREWITHTHAGOGURT August 16, 2017

Wizard Stick

An erection

Tyler stood in front of Alex in his sweat pants, embarrassed of his pulsing wizard stick

by Little Demons August 25, 2017