Watermelon felon

When a person acts out of their character to impress others and appear bad ass or have bad ass like qualities, Hence the meaning of the fruit a watermelon referring to guys who act as if they are the hulk, a one man army, or unstoppable.
I.E (In explanation)
A watermelon being green on the outside (a foolish rookie, in-experienced,fake,attention seeking) and but not hardened or tough and soft&pink inside..like a vagina.
Fake tough guy AKA soon to be prison bitch.

Joey is a fuckin watermelon felon...dude tries to play so bad ass but isn't impressing anyone..i bet if he goes to prison he would get turned into a prag ASAP.

Dude chill the hell out, they can see how green you are you're not a badass i won't continue to hang out with you if you keep up the act when they expose you for how pink you are i don't want to be affiliated with the likes of you.

by Azuroh June 2, 2013

Watermelon sugar

Harry styles song that’s is about sex !

“One of Harry styles songs is about the deed”
“Yeah I know . Watermelon sugar”

by Larrylove January 2, 2021

Watermelon sugar

lol. Watermelon sugar yum yum.

Friend one: Hey did you hear about Joe?

Friend two: Bro, everyone knows that joke. Your’e not funny. I’m breaking up with you, please never show your face again. You look like a wet sponge. Nobody likes you. You smell like watermelon sugar.

by Yes#600 June 23, 2021

Watermelon sugar

Made by cooking down the watermelon juice until there’s nothing left but sugar. Used as construction material in the book ‘In Watermelon Sugar’ by Richard Brautigan

“Pauline’s shack is made entirely out of watermelon sugar”

by mosorretim March 25, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

A horrible song that used to be good. Now it just worms it’s way into your head for no reason!

Me: minding my own business using retail therapy to solve my problems

My subconscious: watermelon sugar high! Watermelon sug-
Me again: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

by SoWhatItsPointless July 10, 2021

Watermelon Sugar

Typically used to describe the ‘SheMans’ genitalia as it looks like Harry Styles face plastered on where the typical genitals go

Oiiii cunt this SheMan had the because Watermelon Sugar I quite literally got a bj from he himself(Harry Styles).

by If AIDS had a child April 6, 2021

Watermelon

A red and green fruit that has seeds
That are black.

Carolina: I love watermelon because it taste sweet.

by Hacker11_54 August 26, 2018