Walking Stool

To refer to somebody as a walking piece of shit.
Who invited this walking stool to the party?
by Cipote August 11, 2020
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walking bucks

Money that you just carry around with you in your pocket when you go out. Basically, spending money. Usually referred to as "walking bucks" when the person has a lot of money to show off.
This must be your life savings under your bed, where did you get it all?

Nah, that's just walking bucks.
by Listening802 August 07, 2010
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rusty walk

An exaggerated excursion, used by people who have inflated egos and mass amounts of confidence
by Seth Russell February 22, 2021
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Clam Walk

The act of dragging male genital up and down a person body from toe to head without breaking scrotal contact with the receiving body.
by Oysterlover69 April 04, 2018
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Walking Sewage

The citizens of Littleton Colorado, who inhabit the toad tavern and drunkenly fight over nothing.
by thefox.com April 06, 2015
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diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.
Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish
by wch-meister September 30, 2017
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walk a pole

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!
by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018
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