Odin's travel tax

Clothes or jewelry you lose on a road trip.

"I can't find my earring. I guess it's Odin's travel tax now."

by Nyx13 March 21, 2024

Spacetime Crystals Travel

A purely theoretical concept suggesting that spacetime crystals might be used to manipulate the local flow of time, potentially enabling temporal navigation. If spacetime crystals represent stable, engineerable structures in the fourth dimension, perhaps they could be arranged to create gradients in temporal flow—a "time slope" that could be surfed. This is the realm of extreme speculation, bordering on science fiction, where crystals become tools for accessing closed timelike curves or creating controllable time dilation fields.

Spacetime Crystals Travel Example: In a far-future story, a spacetime crystal sail is deployed around a spacecraft. By carefully modulating the crystal's temporal lattice, it creates a localized region where time flows faster in front of the ship and slower behind it. The ship doesn't move through space; space moves through the time gradient, carrying the ship along. This isn't propulsion; it's navigation by time sculpting. The crystal doesn't break causality—it just bends it.

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

Theory of FTL Travel

A speculative framework for moving matter or information faster than light—warp drives, wormholes, hyperdrives, and other physics-defying propulsion. Theory of FTL Travel asks: Is FTL physically possible? If so, how? What would it take—negative mass, exotic matter, higher dimensions? What would FTL travel feel like? How would it change civilization? The theory bridges general relativity, quantum mechanics, and engineering dreams, exploring every conceivable way to beat the cosmic speed limit.

Theory of FTL Travel "The Alcubierre drive stretches space behind you and compresses it ahead—you don't move faster than light locally, but you cover distance faster than light globally. That's FTL Travel theory: not violating physics, just bending it. The question is whether we can ever build such a thing. Theory says maybe; engineering says not yet."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 5, 2026

Theory of Interstellar Travel

A framework for moving between stars—whether by generation ships, suspended animation, or (if possible) FTL. Theory of Interstellar Travel asks: How could we actually reach other stars? What would it take? Generation ships (multi-generation voyages), sleeper ships (crews in hibernation), seed ships (automated colonization), or (if physics allows) FTL. The theory explores every conceivable way to go interstellar, with the engineering and human costs of each.

Theory of Interstellar Travel "The nearest star is four years away at light speed—but we can't go that fast. Interstellar Travel theory explores the alternatives: generation ships where great-grandchildren arrive, sleeper ships where you wake up centuries later, or maybe, someday, warp drives. The theory doesn't promise easy answers; it just asks how hard the answers might be."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 5, 2026

Black saddle tavern & oasis

A legendary watering hole where bad decisions are made, and even worse ideas are celebrated. A place where the whiskey flows, the fryers sizzle, and the nights get hazy. Walk in sober, crawl out questioning your life choices. If you’re lucky, you might find an “oasis” in the chaos—whether it’s a strong drink, a deep-fried masterpiece, or someone to keep you warm for the night.

“Where’d you end up last night?”
“Black Saddle Tavern & Oasis… I lost my dignity somewhere between the griddle and the tequila.”

by Bamsters February 10, 2025

Have sex and travel

A polite way to tell someone to f**k off

You should have sex and travel

by LisaA123 November 26, 2025

A lonely wank in a Travelodge

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.

The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022