Alaskan thunder cunt

When you put Ice pack on your cunt then fuck a stranger till their dick get soft because of the cold.

Damn Janet, I gave that guy from the club an Alaskan thunder cunt!!!! He was so mad!!!!!

by Alaskan thunder cunt July 2, 2017

Retard thunder

When you go full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night “
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”

by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

Retard thunder

When someone goes full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”

by Jesus Chris December 5, 2017

brazillian thunder

When you are getting a brazillian wax and you fart

“Wow that’s almost as embarrassing as a brazillian thunder!”

by sims2015 January 29, 2018

Slavic Thunder

Slavic Thunder is a very hard cough or sneeze - originally caused by tuberculosis, however it can be used to represent a very bad cough.

"Of course I couldn't come into work last week - all you could hear in my house is Slavic Thunder!"

by Linden2K May 25, 2018

southern thunder

Extremely loud farts that scare your neighbor.

Damn man, that southern Thunder cleared the whole room.

by SwampAssGoblin February 22, 2018

six tenders in my four piece

When a girl (or whomever) discovers her man’s penis is larger than she expected.

“I hooked up with Patrick last night; got six tenders in my four piece.”

by B1G JON May 23, 2019