Touching Cloth

When you have to poop really bad and you can barely hold it in. So bad the poop is touching your underwear or is close to it.

you: Man do I have to take a dump really bad. I don't think I can hold it in.
me: Are you "touching cloth"? Ewwwww

by ugokucky December 11, 2010

"i'll let her touch my penis"

not necessarily meaning as it looks, but just referring to a girl as "hot" or "cute"; a girl you want to ask out.

David: yo, do you think that girl over there is hot?
Josh: she's alright, "I'll let her touch my penis"

by thepink1 April 4, 2006

Toucher

a turd that is so long that it touches the water in the toilet bowl while still in your anus.

Wow Mom! Come at look at this toucher. I sure hope it flushes ok.

by Long long turd December 17, 2013

you touched it

A saying created by a fat pedofile dyke that is equivalent to finger banged.

Old Dyke: "Liar!! you touched it last time!"

by bipolardyke March 6, 2008

Tongue touch

Using your tongue to get a quick taste of something.

Hey man, I see you got that new ice cream flavor! Can I have a tongue touch?

by W3bst3r B June 4, 2009

Pocket Touching

When someone comes up to you and slips their hand into your back pocket and scoops your ass.

Matt kept pocket touching Selinay.

by Pocket Touching November 12, 2014

touchwhore

One who enjoys being close to and touching others in a nonsexual way.
Often used as a term of endearment.

As she went around collecting hugs from all her friends, she laughed as every one of them called her a touchwhore.

by Pickleweasel the Hobo July 29, 2008