shrimp cocktail

A slang term indicating that you have high levels of fluorine in your body.

Bob: I have such high fluorine levels right now dude!
Sam: Bro, you mean you have a shrimp cocktail!

by freshfarmedsalmon April 22, 2021

Jumbo Shrimp

Used for silencing goofy people by shoving a pair up their nostrils. Can be tipped with hot sauce to potentially clear the sinuses and provide a smoking buzz.

Colin: "Yoo you guys want some Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds?"
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."

by SirGrammarNazii February 10, 2021

Shrimp Cocktail

The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.

I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩

by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025

large shrimp

A big ol Shrimp

wow thats a large shrimp

by bignibbagae May 13, 2018

Shrimp-Faced

A person (Usually a women) with a sexy body but an ugly ass face.

That shrimp-faced slut ain't shit, she only has a sexy body.

by BimboCunt March 25, 2024

Shrimping

Verb. When a dog or cat, whilst in bed with its owner lays down directing its legs inward taking up more space than necessary.

Rex, I really wish you would stop shrimping so I could use more of my bed

by x_404_err0r_x August 14, 2019

Shrimp Chip

Slang for a piece of fabric (commonly a sock) that has been coated in so much human semen that it stiffly holds its shape, it is so rigid that bending it causes a crackling noise as if one were to break a chip.

Guy 1: "Bro, I sat on your bed and heard a crack!"
Guy 2: "Don't worry, bro, it was just my shrimp chip I forgot to put away"

by red_shamus August 6, 2022