chode in the hole

when a man with a chode has sex usually with someone with a gunt

bob fancied a bit of chode in the hole so got his chode out and stuck it into julies gunt

by chode mcchode November 09, 2007

chinese chode

A person's chode that is so small that it's inside out and is just a hole where the penis is sussposed to be.

Man: "hey, give me head!"
Women: "no, you have a chinese chode!"
Man:" well, then put on a strap on and fuck the hole"
Women:" ok!"

by Ackismack January 02, 2018

A Chode To Spring

A Peom by Maurice Beverly

"A Chode to Spring" by Maurice Beverley.

Behold the sun, the fiery anus of the sky

Melting away the woolen clothes of winter

Exposing skin, sweet flesh
A budding side-boob

A peek of midriff and legs, legs, legs

Lean haunches
Squatting low beside a bike rack

Revealing a butt crack

Oh, glorious spring, a rebirth!

A fresh start for everyone

Except you, Andrew Glouberman.

by LouisianaMan69 May 29, 2021

chode nuts

Someone with really fat, gargantuan, giant balls. You can interpret this two ways:
1. He's got nuts so fat, they're comparable to a chode
2. Referencing the One-Two combo that is Dick and Balls

Person 1: Did you see Brendon's chode nuts?
Person 2: How fat are they?
Person 1: Last time I checked, they were 8.36 meters in diameter and .72 nanometers in height.
Person 2: Damn.

by pinjer September 30, 2018

chode slammer

When a male possesses a chode he (1) Slams his chode or (2) slams his chode with other males who possess a chode

You are such a chode slammer.

by Trashing12thscj January 07, 2014

Chode Zone

A place or establishment where a group of douchebags hang out, or gather. Typically drinking cheap beer and wearing sandals.

Wanna go to the bar next to the volleyball court? Nah man that place is a total chode zone!

by BaileyStrum September 29, 2018

Chode with lips

Ajit Pai the well known American lawyer who serves as the Chairman of the United States Federal Communications Commission.

Ajit Pai is a chode with lips

by FancyFebu June 05, 2019