Ain’t no such things as halfway crooks

Phrase from Mobb Deep’s “Shook One’s Pt. II” 1995, meaning that you are either a crook (thief) or you aren’t

What Mobb Deep is referring to as halfway crooks are rappers who act hard but really aren’t

“Scared to death and scared to look, they shook, ‘cause no ain’t no such things as halfway crooks”

by EminemONTOP June 8, 2022

A Layng Thing to do

A Idea or Action done by a 5’2 Short Irish Kid.

Jerking off on a vacation? What a layng thing to do.

by Griffin Eisele September 23, 2023

never don't mind about a thing

When you're trying to remain calm, but your words fail you.

"What did you get on your report card son?"
-"Never don't mind about a thing."
"Hmmmm... CHOTTO!"

by boo_beez August 26, 2017

RDR2 Is the most beatiful fuck$ng thing ive seen.

How can you not Agree?

RDR2 is the most beatiful fuck$ng thing ive seen.

by SUSBOI123 September 22, 2022

not what you must to do like another think

famous quote from F.T.

not what you must to do like another think

by kikiviki October 16, 2014

That's what the government want you to think...

Can be used for the answer to almost anything at all or used if you can't think of an answer.

Bob: I'm sure the colour of this carpet is a little to dark.

Dave: *Doesn't care* That's what the government want you to think...

by rudym335 July 23, 2014

Fucketh Thine Self

To order or otherwise instruct an individual or group to engage in acts of masturbation, often giving them the freedom to decide upon the appropriate location to perform said acts (i.e. Living Room, Restroom, Wendy's, or a random corn field). It is often necessary to carry a stuffed llama under one's left arm in order for the target audience to understand the gravity of the situation.

Also known as: "Go Fuck Yourself: The King James Version"

Jackson: Marston, is that a sleeping bag up there on the roof of Castaway's?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson, it is.

Jackson: Are you gonna get up in there?

Marston: Yes, Mr. Jackson. And I feel that perhaps I may vomit.

Jackson: Fucketh thine self!

Marston: Done. Carry on.

by czainsaw September 20, 2006