The act of a male finishing on a partners face. Let the load simmer, with your partner on their back. Now squat over them gently brushing the load with your asshole hair, like a car wash.
by Cashese May 31, 2009
Get the Carolina Car Washmug. A "Fluid WashingMachine" is when you shit in someone's mouth, the person then throws it up and eats it again, then you add more body fluids to make it more sexual. ...gave... A fluid washingmachine
by coolkix June 6, 2016
Get the Fluid Washing machinemug. when a girl is drunk out of her mind giving a blow job and right as he cums in her mouth she pukes up a combination of cum and all the alcohol she's pounded the hours prior all over his cock
I was so fucking hammered I accidentally gave Bobby the drunk cock wash . Do you think he'll call me?
by skcnasty January 10, 2008
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Get the wash jobmug. After having a hefty poo (normally in someone else's toilet), standing up and turning round to inspect the damage but noticing you've left a rather nasty looking skidmark on the bowl. To irradicate the skidmark you forcefully urinate on it, eroding it into nothingness. A second flush is always necessary in order to remove any fragments.
Sylvain was distraught when he inspected the dump he'd just done in his girlfriend, Julia's toilet - there were more skidmarks than on an Indy 500 circuit! Fortunately Sylvain was a crafty chap and realised that a decent spot of Japanese Pressure Washing would remove all the carnage.
by Gloria Specker November 5, 2010
Get the Japanese Pressure Washingmug. by boorilla December 9, 2007
Get the jersey ball washmug. When you lock an infant In a washing machine but instead of using detergent, you ejaculate in the water
by 666NuckFiggers666 November 8, 2017
Get the georga washing machinemug.