Man wank

The act of jerking off but not wiping up after.

Guy 1: Dude, your room stinks.

Guy 2: Yeh, I had a man wank cos my brother walked in before I had a chance to clean up.

by Paul 12 December 21, 2008

wank fart

The sound that resonates when one is Wanking as the sweat glands on the Penis (and/or semen that has been ejaculated) that secrete sweat comes into contact with the moving hand, thus making a noise.

Dude, did you hear John yesterday? He was doing some crazy wank farts.

by Michael Fletche March 23, 2008

wank cycles

Tactically beating one out so you last longer in the sack should you be so lucky later.

Josephina: Wow honey! That was a long one... much more than your usual 45 seconds.
Esteban: Yes, dear. I got my wank cycles back in order today in anticipation of our sexual intercourse encounter this evening. Glad you noticed.

by Handsome_Cat April 20, 2022

Sushi Wank

A sushi wank is when you take some chopstick, wrap your dick in seaweed and use the chopsticks to jerk your sea planty penis until you cum

The other day in Yo Sushi I popped to the toilets for a sushi wank, I ate the seaweed after

by Mr.FoxNoir June 17, 2019

Wank Dick

Wank Dick;
Figure of speech
Wanker

When your merging into one lane to merge on the highway and the car behind you tries to overtake with 5 m to spare.

They are a Wank Dick.

by Driving January 01, 2022

wank the crank

Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)

A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.

Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.

by Macsloan October 19, 2019

munchausen wank

To grope the ball bag hard at the base and squeeze the penis tight between thumb and forefinger..... shake it without regard .... fast and hard ...

The man was shaking like a leaf after his munchausen wank experience.

by Nighto77 June 14, 2018