Culprit: "My friend says it's been raining since November 5. I hope it's stopped by the time we arrive."
You: "Remember, remember."
Culprit: "What, was there something on the weather today?"
You: "Don't know, I haven't checked."
Culprit: "You mean I'd better remember to bring my umbrella, huh? :D"
You: "PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! THIS CONVERSATION MUST END!"
You: "Remember, remember."
Culprit: "What, was there something on the weather today?"
You: "Don't know, I haven't checked."
Culprit: "You mean I'd better remember to bring my umbrella, huh? :D"
You: "PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! THIS CONVERSATION MUST END!"
by danieldrake November 22, 2016
Get the Pineapple mug.when a women has such a hairy butt hole it resembles a pine apple with a nice firm bottom and a sprouting top u can't miss and would have to get rid off to enjoy that amazing fruit
damn that girl had a pineapple or i would of got lucky last night i ran out the door with nightmares
by 1337 gamer is me December 22, 2015
Get the pineapple mug.noun) 1.: A person from North Carolina who is artistic, creative, unique, or stands out due to his/her rarity in skills and exceptionality.
2.: An individual from North Carolina who looks like they're from somewhere else; particularly the islands, hence "pineapple".
3.: A non basic chick or exotic looking girl living in the Carolinas
2.: An individual from North Carolina who looks like they're from somewhere else; particularly the islands, hence "pineapple".
3.: A non basic chick or exotic looking girl living in the Carolinas
Guy: "you aren't like girls in NC, you're different; can't be from around here!"
Girl: "because I'm an original. A Carolina Pineapple"
Have you seen @paperfrank's work?! His murals are awesome, he's a true Carolina Pineapple.
Girl: "because I'm an original. A Carolina Pineapple"
Have you seen @paperfrank's work?! His murals are awesome, he's a true Carolina Pineapple.
by WithLovefromCatwoman January 31, 2016
Get the Carolina Pineapple mug.when you pay a hooker to perform anal as your mid anus you smack her in the back of the head with a pineapple attached to a lasso then take your money back
me"bro last night i was railing this hookers mud ring and hit her with a pineapple lasso"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"
friend "did you get your money back?"
me "you bet her ass i did"
by squirrel pussy March 15, 2016
Get the pineapple lasso mug.A euphemism for sex, stemming from a B-52s song referring to a female's genitalia as a pineapple, and the saltiness of ejaculate.
by Heavy Hammer March 15, 2016
Get the salt the pineapple mug.by Cawli November 16, 2018
Get the Pineapple mug.When you and a friend (group of friends) sees a cute guy/girl and don’t want to just point it out you use the code name “pineapple”.
You can also use “cookie” or “peach”.
Please refrain from using a vegetable, as it would sound very, very stupid.
You can also use “cookie” or “peach”.
Please refrain from using a vegetable, as it would sound very, very stupid.
Me- Omg, look Ashley it’s a pineapple at 9 o’clock!!
Ashley- Shit.... that sure is a fine pineapple.... a fineapple!
Ashley- Shit.... that sure is a fine pineapple.... a fineapple!
by Confuzzled92 November 17, 2018
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