Mario Kart'd

Verb (past tense): To have an incredible 1st place lead while playing Mario Kart Wii. Then getting comboed by almost every single power up by other racers in the game and (possibly) falling off the map. Effectively putting you so far behind that you have no chance of getting back to first, as well as ruining your day.

Man 1: Hey buddy you look rough, what happened?
Man 2: I don't even know, I was in first, but then a blueshell...lighting bolt, red shells, oh god so many shells. The eternal out-of-bounds abyss beckons to me!
Man 1: NO! don't tell me you got-
Man 2: Yes... I got Mario Kart'd.

by The 0 Crossing April 15, 2019

mario the preist

A godly human also known as ***** ***** (kid) needs help and probably is asleep bye 8:30 which is sad. She sucks at minies and no one likes rider. The role play man is coming for your gOoSeBuMpS

Mario the preist sucks.

by yInGyOnG May 23, 2018

mario zambrano

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

The cool guy named Mario zambrano

by A beautiful girl:))))) January 11, 2018

mario

a sweet little plumber man, accompanied by his brother "luigi." mario is the older child despite being smaller (fatter)
included in many games by nintendo, ect mario kart, super mario, super mario bros, super mario galaxy, super mario 3d land,
mario was invented a long time ago.

guy 1=dude, lets go play some mario kart at my house!
guy 2=ok, but im playing mario!
guy 1=aww, damnit.

by pseudonyomi January 19, 2020

Mario Move

When a guy unfriends or blocks on any social media platform for no reason.

Charlie unfriended me on insta, that's such a Mario Move.

by Ogz March 26, 2020

get mario karted

Impediment from finishing an action right before the end.

He was about o nut and his girlfriend bit his dick. That's one hell of a way to get mario karted.

by anonlovesyou April 25, 2020

mario

mario is a video game cheaarkitor made in 1991 to comperte againts the ather guy, sonik the pokeypine.

mario is fat. "me too, jim"

by "mario is fat" -me too jim November 15, 2020