[You-Tube Tied]

The situation in which you are so distracted with vids on youtube,you aren't aware of whats going on around you.

Guy 1: Dude did you get my texts last night? Guy 2: No,I was at my computer the whole time,sorry I was You-Tube Tied

by zilchoboy January 17, 2010

Cincinnati Test Tube

Farting in a revolving door, leaving your stink for the next person.

Oh man I was the victim of a Cincinnati Test Tube, coming into work today.

by Astroworm November 11, 2012

slippery tube dude

A hard corn on the cob drizzled with grease, long hands, and an overactive digestive system.

That slippery tube dude's got me cucked!

by cuckzzzruss May 22, 2018

tube sock lesbian

A tube sock lesbian is an unatractive lesbian that is very butch. Often seen wearing colored stripped tube socks, walks their wallet on a chain and often has side burns.

Dude did you see those old tube sock lesbians. Yeah!, they weren't those pretty lipstic porno lesbians that's for shure!

by B Warden March 25, 2007

used food tube

Asshole. The anus.

I totally gave it to your mum last night up the used food tube, she loved it!!!

by Louise Manwhore April 7, 2006

Rock in a tube sock

A rock in a tube sock is when the females' breasts are so saggy it looks like a rock in a large tube sock.

damn, I fucked this girl and her tits were like a rock in a tube sock

by Chunkybuddha January 14, 2009

milk the tube steak

To touch one's self unnecessarily in genital area. Also known as jerkin' off, or chokin' the chicken.

Jesse loves to milk the tube steak day after day.

Lindsay will help Jesse milk his tube steak.

by James The Big Cocked Man February 24, 2009