Check your puss

British saying, mainly Scotish.

Puss: face.

Often meaning, look how ugly your face is, or if it's over made-up with make up, or if some is in a bad mood and you want to annoy them and make it worse you say "Check your puss!"
Ned walks in totally caked in make up. Person walks up to her, points and says, "Check your puss!"
by Yer a pure babe! March 02, 2008
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Butt-Puss

A healthy substitute for a vagina in prison.
"I'm gonna pound that Butt-puss on the yard ."
by facebook_user September 05, 2016
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Side Puss

Similar to "side boob". When a high cut bikini or under garment shows partial labia.
Holy smokes!!! Did you see that chick rockin side puss hard in that 80s bikini???
by Kbone2thamax December 29, 2016
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Chicken puss

A chicken puss is a hairball crotch covered in chicken grease, ready to be effed. Usually not taken care of at all and is typically found in the 2nd stall at kfc
Bill called.. he said he’s gonna eff my chicken puss!
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Chicken puss

A chicken puss is a hairball crotch covered in chicken grease, ready to be effed. Usually not taken care of at all and is typically found in the 2nd stall at kfc
Bill called.. he said he’s gonna eff my chicken puss!
by Willthebicicelman6969 June 21, 2025
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Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
by johnnies245 August 17, 2017
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Wipey Puss

A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
by johnnies245 August 17, 2017
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