Jon

The kinda guy who always has a new crypto to invest. He wears all dark colors, a beanie, and pants that are too tight to show off his DUMP TRUCK of an A$$. You can often find him computer coding for the government, trying to reliving his college days in the club, or in the county jail.

I was railed by Jon last night!

by The cockJuggler December 9, 2021

Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.

I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.

by RexxxManning June 27, 2017

jon

everyones fav dilf

“hey have you seen jon’s post on insta?”
“yes UGH hes such a dilf!!”

by jonfangirl March 2, 2024

The Jon Webster

Just after having a mental breakdown after receiving a faulty fleshlight.

I got a new present but it was the Jon Webster.

by imsoinsane February 3, 2017

Sly Jon

A mating call in gay clubs.

A phrase used to announce excessive homosexuality.

'I'm Sly Jon yeah'
'So you love cock?'
'Hell yeah, Sly Jon all the way.'

by American Tiger Pheasant August 15, 2010

jon

lets just say hes pwitty cwacked at fortine, also a big hit with the dordy sorts😉, he has a 2inch dick and likes his tummy being tiggled. btw hes gonna make prob 1mil a yr from his gold card (50% get it).
#loveislove
#gaypower
#dordy sorts come my way. @jonjw14

jon slays the night away

by no12345676543 February 27, 2024

Jon

Biggest carrot cruncher you’ll meet

Mate that Jon is a massive carrot cruncher

by MateItsReal June 7, 2021