love at first plight

When you are forced to interact with someone due to some unexpected blunder or tragedy (e.g. a car accident) and end up as romantic partners with that person.

Mr. and Mrs. Davis always joke about how they met when his car ran over her mailbox, their love at first plight scenario

by the_one_that_wasnt_taken December 05, 2011

first aid shit

The type of bowel movement that will immediately make you feel better and alleviate whatever symptom you are suffering from.

I was feeling Hella rough this morning until I took a first aid shit, now I'm all good brah.

by Caught-Jester June 23, 2017

First draft syndrome

The inability to look at a first draft for corrections or changes after finally completing it at great cost in sweat and sleep deprivation.

jonas: i finally finished and sent my college application, and i just realized i misspelt the university's name!!
matthew: dude, you're an idiot
jonas: total first draft syndrome!

by elimo krakatoa January 24, 2011

First Aid Spray

It will heal all of your health, and cure any viral infections you may have.

A zombie bit my jugular so I sprayed some First Aid Spray on it and I felt better.

by Malofa June 22, 2011

Dirty First Down

Kind of cousin of the Dirty Sanchez. Here, while banging a girl from behind, stick a finger up her ass and get some poo on your fingertip. Then put a little on another finger on your other hand. Right when you cum, rub a finger under each of her eyes, giving the appearance of an athelete's eyeblack, and then yell "First Down" and make the hand motion a football ref makes for a first down.

Last night I was giving Meg some doggy action, and gave her a Dirty First Down. She loved it.

by Dirty First Downer June 29, 2009

Pour the cereal in first

The right way to do it and everyone knows it. If you put cereal first you have more cereal than milk and a lil crunch. If you put the milk in first there will hardly be any cereal and you will have bare milk left

Mum: Make your cereal the right fucking way or I will get you arrested

Everyone: I will be pouring the cereal first then
Pour the cereal in first is the correct way to make cereal dudes

by flip.a.pack March 29, 2018

first glance gay

Someone who at first glance you think is gay, and then he fucks some chick

Dude, I thought my best friend was coming on to me, then he fucked my girlfriend. Dammit, I wish he was a fucking real gay instead of one of those first glance gays.

by Patches22 March 07, 2010