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Brown eyes

Allthough the most common they can be incredibly beautiful if they are dark, especially on a tanned person. When you look into them its like your falling into soft deep rich belgian chocolate.

Often you see them on spanish, or latino people and man do they look georgeous!
Yeah man, its those dark brown eyes... mmmm sexy AND mysterious
by ilikefrenchies September 24, 2011
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Smokey Eye

The act of putting a lit cigarette, cigar, blunt, etc. out in another persons anus.
When Drew was done ass fucking A.J. Drew decided it would be hilarious to give him a smokey eye so he put out his lit cigarette in A,J.'s asshole.
by Greenman222 April 23, 2010
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Eye contract

Promises of emotional or sexual character made by unmistakeable eye contact only. The lack of spoken words often leads to misinterpretations with two very different conclusions by the two sexes. Probably with less confusion between same-sexed people.
In the stereotypical scenario, a man and a woman catch each other's eyes at a party. He concludes that she's committing to some serious monkey business and searches his wallet for a condom. She on the other hand feels very special and pretty and hopes to be asked out on a date. By the end of the evening at least one of them will be breaking their eye contract.
by Eartha KitKat April 28, 2010
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tansey eyes

a.k.a. crazy eyes, eyes that go in different directions and creepily stare at you as if wanting to have sex with you
He gave me the tansey eyes and i knew it was on
by mangina6991 February 20, 2010
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Jimmy Eye

When you are talking to a person and see that one of their eyes is looking at you and the other is looking somewhere else.

A.K.A. - Cockeyed
His "Jimmy Eye" drives me crazy. I never know if he is looking at me or someone else when we talk.
by Kenny "Fucking" Powers March 9, 2010
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eye begging

When somebody is noticeably eyeing your food and then proceeds to make eye contact. this process may repeat itself several times until the offender is offered food.
Look at TJ back there eye begging my food, you would think the guy can't afford chicken.
by privatejoker85 January 6, 2010
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One-Eyeing

A condition usually bought on by three circumstances, lack of sleep, intoxication, or intense boredom, or a combination of these variables, where a person is forced to attempt to remain focused by using only one eye, while the other eye rests and refuses to operate. The one eye is often used to focus visually on things, i.e. mobile phone after too many drinks, but in most cases, i.e. in the workplace, the eye takes in very little information. The condition can commonly be seen in intensely meaningless and boring work meetings, and when highly intoxicated people must concentrate when they are placed on a long bus journey or in a cinema, after a big, tiresome night after a few hours of getting their drank on.
Work conversation via email:

Kev - Bro, I'm so tired at work, it's insane. I cannot focus!

Just - Yeah man, I feel you! I'm so messed up from last night, I'm totally one-eyeing right now!

Kev - Lol! Me too brother! I'm totally one-eyeing my screen and taking nothing in!

Baby Milo - Sh*t is craaaaazy!
by KevJo October 13, 2009
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