Dirty Doctor

Someone who does scientific practice without qualifications

Instead of a hospital I paid this random Dirty Doctor for a cure.

by anonymous January 11, 2022

therapist doctor

a friend who helps with your worries and problem who refers to them self as a “therapist doctor thingy”

friend1: i need help
friend2: i will be your therapist doctor thingy :)

by Spamalam038372884 November 27, 2020

Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills then kills you with bills

guy one: yo i just got home from the doctor.
guy two: but what did it cost?
guy one: all of it.

by Nilflus April 20, 2024

doctor king schultz

really cool like super epic and awesome

doctor king schultz sucked my toes

by ewsadbzudfshjd January 21, 2020

Doctor

The word for healer and wiseman throughout the universe.

River Song: We get that word from you, you know. But if you carry on the way you are, what might that word come to mean? To the people of the Gamma Forests, doctor means ‘mighty warrior’. How far you’ve come…

by Mr. and Ms. Song December 29, 2023

Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Plague doctor

Doctor

Sick. Doctor help I I I I I

Plague Doctor, he is fucking stupid

by Doctor124 August 17, 2021