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Unincorporated Jesus County

A place so remote, it's not even in East Jesus.
At least East Jesus would be a town. We're out in Unincorporated Jesus County.
by ElOjo December 28, 2021
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Jefferson county Missouri

Place where the meth is a unlimited and endless supply
by Adolf hitler I August 22, 2011
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Roane County Reacharound

When a creepy dude comes up behind you and grabs your goods.
David gave that dude a Roane County Reacharound, so the dude punched him in the junk.
by williec29 March 22, 2014
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Stepford County Railway

A British railway simulator game on ROBLOX that's actually pretty cool gameplay-wise, however due to frequent spammers and trolls, as well as poor community management, the game often receives somewhat of a negative reputation.
Person 1: What's your favorite ROBLOX game? Mine is Stepford County Railway
Person 2: get the fuck away from me
by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 17, 2022
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cheatham-county claw

noun

1. A bad haircut where women tease their bangs into a puffy claw-like mass.

a. the bangs are insanely huge and usually smell like Aqua Net and Marlboro Lights, although this is trending towards Newports

b. can be spotted at most pool halls, flea markets, mechanic shops, laundromats, etc.

c. wal-mart
Javier: Dude, whatever happened with you and that chick that worked at the gas station? The one with the mud-tooth.

Paco: She gave me a lot of free cigarettes hombre, but she was rocking the Cheatham-County claw so i had to diss her.
by sean anonymous December 9, 2008
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Orange County Creamsicle

When you freeze your nuts and bust a frozen cum shot on a girls face and she eats it like a popsicle
Man, she really enjoyed the Orange County creamsicle I have her last night.
by hgasm November 17, 2017
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Mineral County Maneuver

Using ones sexual appeal to seduce law enforcement into not ticketing you for illegal traffic violations l.
Did you see how he used the Mineral County Maneuver on that cop? Whipped out his penis and wiggled it to get out of a ticket.
by Golden Sterling January 2, 2022
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