bike through

To overcome obstacles or setbacks with sheer strength and force of willpower. To keep moving forward without letting the bullshit slow you down.

When life hits you with that bullshit, all you can do is bike through it, baby!

by A Cagey Old Man With a Shotgun July 30, 2019

Yikes on Bikes

A turn of phrase often used by eccentric people who want to express their disliking of a situation

“Yikes on bikes, that urban dictionary definition is really aggressive”

by Jace Gaillard June 6, 2022

Anti-theft Bike

An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."

Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!

by man of many mans December 14, 2023

Cutting bike

Going out on your bike but having absolutely no recollection of where you left it.

Mate took my Cutting bike last night, hopefully it will turn up. I was absolutely wasted had a bike when i left the house, its a cutting bike.

by Funnysausageguy June 24, 2022

Yikes on bikes Wanda

Originally “Yikes on bikes with Wanda Sykes!!” Used to show that you are surprised, shocked, or worried. When “yikes!” just doesn’t do it justice.

Jane: Did you see her lip injections? It looks like she got punched in the lip by Mike Tyson, look.
Person looking: Yikes on bikes Wanda 🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️🚴🏿 ♀️

by Doodies May 2, 2023

Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.

This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast

by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019

Bike

1). A two wheeled, self balancing, human powered ATV. Used for commuting, exercise, or leisure. Short for bicycle.

2) A motorcycle or other similar two wheeled vehicle driven by an engine or electric motor.

3) The neighborhood whore. Nearly everyone's gone for a ride.

1) "Let's ride our bikes to McDonald's then check out that new park before meeting back at Jake's house!"

2) "Sick bike!" "Thanks man! I restored this vintage Harley myself!"

3) "Hey Stacy's kinda cute. Should I ask her out?" "Not worth it man. She's a bike."

by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022