Jamaican Bacon

The hottest black woman you would ever seen. She has gorgeous brown eyes and oh lawd dem legs and dat ass. She's rarely seen without wearing kneesocks. Also has the cutest laugh, smile, and looks sexeh with glasses. Her name usually starts with R or F.

That's one fine piece of Jamaican Bacon!

by Corvy January 22, 2011

roblox bacon

somebody who thinks theyre funny, but really isnt. they're usually 9-13 year old boys who havent started puberty, they normally actually have robux, but they dress like a bacon for pure amusement, bc putting on a free hair totally makes you cool

me when i see a roblox bacon: "oh. look at that bacon hating on those slenders.."
my friend: "LMAO.. bro bacons are so irrelevant and petty"

by ayeshascrack July 17, 2021

bacon sex

having sex with a fat person

i had bacon sex with your mom! ............ cuz shes fat

by Aleph Daylabutliker January 3, 2010

bacon bitch

A police officer, specifically a crooked one; A cop who worries more about making his/her quota than doing their job.

We were all just chillin, having fun, then bacon bitch rolled up on us!

by Amaretto Kramer February 8, 2006

bacon strip

Pinkish, krinkly greasy vaginal lips.

That chick has a bacon strip that could really use some vaginaplasty.

by Gdogg February 11, 2004

Bacon Briefs

Men's underwear that have been overused that the garters have loosened and have the appearance of bacon strips.

Your old man's wearing those bacon briefs again.

by maicster February 16, 2010

bacon stripping

If one neglects to get to the bathroom in time while prarie dogging (turd emerging from ass pre-pooping), the act of leaving a shit mark on the crotch of one's tighty whities is called bacon stripping.

You made me so late that now I am bacon stripping!

by Amoeba69 November 12, 2007