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Dissapearing act

When you have to bail out of an e-mail or text session with a "friend", because of a prior commitment with a spouse or significant other....usually resulting in the other party thinking you bailed on them.
Dude, what's with the dissapearing act??

Sorry man, the boss had me tied up cuttin the yard for ever.....
by Fukstiker February 11, 2012
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pivotal act

The act wherein a pivot man obtains a monopoly of the circle jerk's resources only to prevent them from ejaculating.
The idea is getting more of our guys right in the middle of the action, to allow them to perform a pivotal act or otherwise prevent the spilling of Seed AI.
by lumpenspace July 14, 2024
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Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation

Well It Means You're Turning The Other Eye Against The Situation At Hand Or On Sight With That In Regard You Act Blind As If You Didn't See Nothing Cause What You Saw Is Pretty Much Hilarious
Q: Yo Bro You Done Seen That

A: nah bro Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation
by cyber delazy February 1, 2020
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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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Act As One

Act As One is a Michigan Pop Punk/Easycore Band from Saginaw. They consist of Shawn Brown, Matt Fieth, Taylor Nagel, Ben Hoffman, and Jared McNally. They played at Vans Warped Tour Ernie Ball Battle Of The Bands 14
Bro, Did you see Act As One at Warped Tour? They were sick!
by anonymous March 27, 2025
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acting stupid

the attempt of using nonexistent acting skills to look dumb - another way of getting yourself grounded, fucked up and/or in the hospital.
“She keeps acting stupid.”
by vanexla October 24, 2020
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