blonde enthusiast

someone that is only attracted to blondes and thinks they are the best

John: i heard Jakes last 3 girlfriends were all blonde

Kyle: he must be a blonde enthusiast

John: yea i’m pretty sure he is at this point

by Secyboy69 August 5, 2022

mentally blonde

A person who acts like a blonde and is not actually blonde. Someone with low intelligence

Me: do you know that girl Nicki

You:yeah why

Me: she’s mentally blonde

You:she’s a dumbass

by Someone_iscool January 3, 2024

blonde soul

When you have a blonde personality, but brunette in reality.

Annabelle is has suck a Blonde Soul

by harnse_116 January 22, 2018

Blonde Short King

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.

"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"

by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025

Dumb Blonde Bitch

A dumb blonde bitch is a girl who is very thick and has blonde hair. Often short little gremlins who will steal your food as they are fat. Makes a good friend, probably has autism, not the best at maths.

OI FACK OFF YE DUMB BLONDE BITCH!

by rizzlerskibiddigyatt May 30, 2024

Pure Blonde

Pure blonde relates to someone who is naturally blonde

"You're Pure Blonde"

by Emily.S.A May 23, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025