Narrative Surfing

A populist-esque phenomenon. When someone adopts position after position because the position’s in-group popularity or astroturfed popularity.

This is most often done to increase (social) media engagement rather than being a sincerely held belief or only becomes a sincerely held belief as a result of its popularity and not its rationale or substance.

Surfing from narrative wave to narrative wave of popular opinion among one’s in group.

why are conservatives now supporting abortion and gay rights?

They’re narrative surfing dude.

by Huwite August 14, 2023

Surf n' Turf

When you jizz and shit into a bowl, mix it together, and rub it in every crevice of your self and your cuddle buddy

Fred and I were gettin' real frisky when all of a sudden he gave me the ol' Surf n' Turf!!

by BigMamas25 April 30, 2024

Kentucky surfing

When you ride on top of your car with it idling in gear. Preferably in a Square body Chevy or old Ford hi boy

"Me and Jethro went Kentucky surfing and went through a case of nattys "

by Philbert 88 May 20, 2024

Bitch surfing

Rocking around the net looking at random girls, without any specific thought in mind. Kinda zoned out.

Bro, don't tell me you on there bitch surfing again.

by Slick at west syde March 1, 2024

Slurp n Surf

When waves are pumping but you need a coffee fix before surfing

I need to Slurp n Surf

by KyKatz July 21, 2022

Seam surfing

The act of ejaculating on someone’s back during intercourse and using it as a ad a slip N slide

Hey bitch, I pulled a jay swiz nasty on her tits and then started seam surfing for the next hour.

by Tedwin69420 January 16, 2026