Hand in the scene - not on the screen

The principle of not using your smartphone after wiping your bottom in the toilet.

*stepping out of the toilet*: "man you won't believe the score I just got in Angey Birds!"
- "hi- hand in the scene - not on the screen"

by UziMaster August 21, 2011

Screee

To show sadness

He looks like he is in screee

by Popzopfop November 22, 2018

Screener

Any video gamer that looks upon another player’s screen in order to gain an advantage by seeing where they are and what they are doing. One acceptable reprisal for this atrocious deed is a lengthy tea-bagging after the player’s character is killed.

My brother, the screener, tried to cheat at Halo 3 by looking at my screen so I tea-bagged his character.

by Jay Ru November 26, 2007

screen looker

A person who looks at other peoples screens in a split screen video game, or just in one word...Mitch!

Fucken Mitch is such a screen looker, he couldn't have known i was right there!

by poppy the mama June 6, 2009

screed

screed is like a pebble water mix that covers the entier bowl and is released at high volosity and gives a buring effect to the anus

after a really wet shit you could say that you have screeded the bowl

by madman45 January 5, 2011

Screen Penis (Screenis)

The Screen Penis is a rather odd specimin that appears on screens all over the place, from computer screens, to TV screens and even mobile phone screens, certain sightings of Screenis have resulted in death.

'OMG! Look it's the Screen Penis (Screenis)!'
'I JUST GOT SCREENIS'D'

by Screenis Creator April 9, 2008

SCREEN PLAY

Someone engaged in thumbing around the screen of their phone.

Hillary laughed uproariously as she was lost in screen play.

by pRODIGAL1 January 17, 2012