Stoner's Assist

A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.

Bro, I'm too high to hit this.

Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.

by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012

Stonergraphic Memory

Similar but opposite of a "photographic memory". A stonergraphic memory is when you are too stoned and forget simple or everyday things

"Damn, i forgot about class again!"
"its cuz of your stonergraphic memory"

by JohnnyP420 September 22, 2012

Stoner

Someone who smokes weed on a daily basis.

"Where'd Myles go?"
"He's outside smoking again."
"Gosh, he's such a stoner."

by Answersdaily June 28, 2014

Stonerdynamics

The art (and science) of making things while stoned to get you even more stoned

"Maaaaaan, that bong looks like you used stonerdynamics"

by Fattie-Bong-Ripz March 14, 2015

stoner mace

When someone turns on the light after smoking out and it blinds you

Damn stoner mace man thanks

by phelonware September 20, 2015

stonerplegic

Being so stoned that you can't move. couch locked

I smoked so much today, I'm on stonerplegic status.

by BaBi.GuRl.2010 March 22, 2016

Stoner the loner

A person who runs a drugs business better than the cartel but he has little to no friends

I got the weed from stoner the loner

by Summer.rivera November 29, 2016