time stamp games

I already did you ass.

I took a screenshot but that wouldn't be physical, I would have to mail a letter to myself. FUCK YOURSELF TO DEATH on your shitty time stamp games computer program that is preventing my defintion from going up because I haven't logged into my email account yet. Paranoia, is a motivating factor in my time stamp games. I don't like them, I just want them to exist so sexual attraction exists on it because knowledge is attractive and being hateful about Linux is not.

by betterego October 22, 2015

Monkey Stamp

Taint to the forehead

When I asked her to sit on my face, she took me too literally and monkey stamped me instead.

by TurtleCan August 22, 2014

Banana Stamping

(Verb) Pressing your dick up against a girls forehead after ejaculating, leaving a seal of ownership.

Dude I'm gonna give her a good Banana Stamping tonight!

by Dr. Beetus July 1, 2016

Stephen Stamps

Type of person that watches his own parents homemade porno tape.

Stephen stamps is a pussy boy

by 5 liters of oil March 15, 2019

Frog stamp

When a man leap frogs over another person and smacks them in the back of the head with their genitals.

Nick frog stamped Ryan while they were playing leap frog.

by SinLust1319 February 1, 2024

Toucan Stamp

A term for a girl with a extremely large nose. Resembling a toucan.

Damn look at that pale bitch, she has a big azz toucan stamp!

by 884sdoow December 25, 2009

Twat stamp

A tattoo similar to a tramp stamp, but above one's vagina.

I thought I wanted to be a porn star, so I got a twat stamp in 2014. Now I get made fun of by my OBGYN.

by immadieanyway November 25, 2021