by Salty-Nutz March 10, 2022
Get the Feral Squirrelmug. by urmom17 April 23, 2019
Get the Squirrel Boymug. by Squirrelmazter August 11, 2018
Get the Squirrel chimneymug. by Cucknorris69 July 5, 2021
Get the Squirrel girlmug. by og_Fainted November 13, 2021
Get the Squirrel Copmug. Someone who is drunk to the point of vomiting, but still has the sense to try to keep it in, thereby mouth vomiting chunks of food and bile that are now caught in the space between their cheek and gum. Recognizable signs of someone suffering from this condition are extreme perspiration, a look of intense worry, constant swallowing, and occasional burping. Slurred words often occur as well as diminished coordination.
"Dave was looking pretty squirrel faced right before he blew chunks all over Shannon."
"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."
"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."
"I saw Cindy all squirrel faced, running for the WC."
"I got a little squirrel faced yesterday when John fell into the septic tank at the party."
by VoodooSplat February 4, 2010
Get the Squirrel Facedmug. Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.
"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."
by frailninja March 16, 2016
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug.